So what would you try to save, your instrument or your cellphone?
instrument. no lie. open keyed, b flat foot, sterling silver beauty. my baby.
do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song
There’s a dollar in my g string
THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.
EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS
IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST
This is just one massive train wreck
String players can be a bit high-strung.
y’all need to cellout
We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t
burn them before they pollinate
Listen here: Just because woodwinds aren’t a sexy silver finish like this doesn’t mean you can spew your butthurt around like a fireman hose.
I own a sterling silver sexy flute(yes there are gold flutes. just look at sir james galway)
Son, look at that engraving
WHAT’S THIS ITS LIKE A FLUTE MADE BY THE ELVES
AN IVORY BASSOON IS LIKE FINDING A UNICORN
DON’T EVEN TALK TO ME UNTIL THERE’S A SPACE BRASS INSTRUMENT
Damn that was a good come back lol
Why can’t we all just be friends?